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Clothed people vilify national hero for naked interview

Internet extremists harrass scientific genius Matt Taylor into a tearful apology for appearing naked in a TV interview.

An historic moment has been ruined forever for everyone in the world by internet affrontery-junkies offended by Rosetta Mission scientist Dr Matt Taylor appearing for a broadcast interview in the buff.

The radical clothing-obsessed Twitterati mercilessly hounded Dr Taylor for his innocent fashion choice, claiming that his appearance was upsetting to those who were put-out by unexpected naked people on television, and that it might discourage people generally uncomfortable with full-frontal nudity in workplace environments from pursuing careers in Science.

The Atlantic journalist Rose Eveleth tweeted: “No no clothing is toooootally welcome in our community, just ask the dude with no pants on.”

Astrophysicist and grumpy clothes-wearer Katie Mack said: “I don’t care what scientists wear. But nudity is inappropriate in a broadcast interview.”

Chris Plante and Arielle Duhaime-Ross whinged: “Taylor’s personal apology doesn’t make up for the fact that no one at ESA saw fit to stop him from representing the Space community in the altogether. No one asked him to put some clothes on, because presumably they didn’t think about it. It wasn’t worth worrying about.”

Mayor of London Boris Johnson, writing in the Telegraph, said: “If you are an extrovert space scientist, that is the kind of thing that you are allowed to do. I have studied this as closely as the photos will allow, and I can’t see what all the fuss is about.”

Others have observed that the whole Rosetta team were probably far too busy landing a probe on a speeding comet to notice that one of their scientists was planning to appear naked for his interview. “They’ve just landed a probe on a comet!” said everyone ever, “how can they be expected to notice that one of the team members was naked?”

He was naked, it is understood, on the request of a female friend.

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